Sofie Kanpuriya

Hi, thank you for visiting my website.

I’m a writer of average stories, maker of average music, and the liver of an average life. Yes, I did call myself a liver. This is my About page. No rules. Fuck the police.

Anyway, I’ve worked as a: copywriter, news analyst, newsletter specialist, script writer, freelance brand consultant, data journalist, assistant director, listen I’ll send you my CV if you need it. What you need to know is that I’m looking for long-term projects that will hopefully pay for rent, food, therapy, my transition, a new PlayStation, and fuck it give me enough money I’ll be a bigger philanthropist than Bill Gates.

Point is, I’d like some money.

So if you have money and want something written, hit me up.