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Werner Heisenbark is the world’s leading pupper genius scientist inventor billionaire golden retriever whose good, good inventions have won him the NoSmell Peas Prize on multiple occasions.

Having conquered the world of science, Heisenbark’s current mission is making the world a better place for all his amazing friends across the animal kingdom.

From toys to treats to feeders and more, you can find Heisenbark’s exhilarating, scintillating, rejuvenating, fashion-forward tradebark inventions at ________.

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